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[-] [email protected] 112 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

When I was 18 and my buddy was 17, we went to the beach. He wouldn't let me put sunscreen on his back because that would make him gay. What if a woman saw?

He ended up with a severly blistered back, horrible, serious burns.

Me, I went up to the cute girls and just said excuse me hehehe.... I can't reach my own back.

He was also too chickenshit to do that.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

You should have suggested you put sunscreen on each other’s backs at the same time to get it over with quicker.

[-] [email protected] 80 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Good idea. Squirt some sunscreen on one back, then rub balls together until you're both covered.

Edit: I meant backs, not balls, but I'm leaving it.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

One point awarded to autocorrect.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

You absolutely meant balls

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

The OG reach around

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Back to back. Back to back.

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.....

this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2023
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