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Millennial Can’t Afford Mid-Life Crisis (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

If we manage to live past 60 we'll starve and freeze because we'll be well out of money at that point. 30 is the actually a little late for midlife.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is that a yes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yes I'm concerned the millennial in question is having their breakdown well after midlife.