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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Of course, I imagine he pulled the phone out and opened it in one smooth motion.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In fairness, I've got a foldable flippy type phone and the number of conversations it starts is unreal. If I wasn't happily attached (and had more banter than the average housebrick) I'm sure it'd lead to some good chats and encounters.

As it stands though, it's just a nice talking point.

e: plus it's satisfying as fuck ending a call by closing the phone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Years ago I had one that was spring-loaded so you'd press a little button on the side and it would pop open in one move. I really liked that phone. Don't remember what brand it was.