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[-] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago

Jokes on them. I can be looking straight at something and still not be paying attention.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

That’s why you need a Neurolink so that they can make sure that you are thoughtfully considering each ad.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago

"Picture yourself holding the product and smiling"

"Now picture yourself recommending the product to friends and family."

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

But I literally can't picture things in my head... Guess I'm forever stuck on the ad

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

If the tech ever works and someone suggests I get it I will give them a free ice pick lobotomy.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.

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