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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As well as the near-hourly updates on scam calls, and the individual with clipboard that was suspiciously ringing the front door bell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

And "did anyone hear that gunshot?" on New Year's Eve.