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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ahhh, Mom's pineapple cheese salad. Reminds me of when she used to handcuff us to the chairs and tell us to go ahead and scream while spooning it down our gullets. I miss her every day since the hay baler accident. Dinner just isn't the same.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did they ever find out who started the baler?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There were too many sets of fingerprints on the button, like they all pressed it at once somehow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Ah, the classic "Et tu, Billy-bob?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did she force feed you nothing but sauerkraut 'till you where 26½ years old?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

As long as they don't steal my lucky snorkel