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[โ€“] [email protected] 108 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a long-con. When the kid isn't cute anymore and stops getting the extra nugget, it adds extra punch to the painful reality of the cold, uncaring universe.

[โ€“] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is why I punch every kid I see. To prepare them for the metaphorical punch they will get later in life. ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Doing the Lord's work

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Such a good lad, always thinking and caring about children's futures. This still gives me a little bit of hope for humanity. Cheers mate.