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Caught at a party (startrek.website)

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s close to one of the running jokes that my wife and I have. When we’re in the grocery or department store and we spilt up for a few, when I find her, I will sneak up behind her and say, “Excuse me ma’am, I know you don’t know me, but you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Can I pay for your stuff and take you back to my place?”

I always think I’m funny. She? Only sometimes. Me? Always.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mind if you offered to pay for my groceries either wink wink nudge nudge

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you a goer? Wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!