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this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2023
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How much splooge I've nutted in whatever the funniest whole unit could be
My suggestions for units of measurements, in no specific order:
You've nutted 397,405 times the total earth population last year. *
~measured as per sperm, not by volume or weight~
Are you by any chance the cum box dude?
Oh dear, I was hoping that one would die with reddit.
Well, it became internet history years ago. So... unless you want to spend your one chance to change history on the removal of the cum box story, I don't see any other way. Haha
I'm thinking teaspoons.