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T-Rex problems (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, it sure as fuck will wake up if you stab its eye out. If I had to bet I still would pick the one-eyed angry T-Rex.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Recent studies have shown their top speed is about the same as humans. You could:

  1. wait for him to sleep
  2. poke an eye out
  3. run to safety
  4. Repeat steps 1 2 3
  5. Finish him after you take advantage of the rest of the month of free food and accomodations.
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love how you have a plan that gets you $500 million, but you just have to have to take advantage of that free rent in a shack before time runs out.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Hey, don't look a gift t-rex in the mouth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If they win the lottery, they're the one who will be able to stay rich.