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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Abrahamic religions started with a joke. God told Abraham to kill his son and then said it was just a prank, bro.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That wasn't the start was. It started when God said " go to the middle of nowhere bro, trust me bro" "If you're going to make an insult, do it properly."

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The Abrahamic religions began with the Binding of Isaac and Abraham's "sacrifice" of circumcising himself.