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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fun fact! The concept of "hit points" were originally developed by military wargames, and were defined as the number of 14-inch shell hits a vessel could survive.

Every living creature has 1hp!

Source is BDG

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Think the military would let me join just to play the strategy games?

I don't want to do any fighting.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yes. Lots of defense contractor rules running the simulation software and doing programming related to it. Actually playing the game is a different story, and would be mostly restricted to officers, former officers turned contractors, and the odd PhD civilian working for them.

Otherwise just get EUIV and go to town.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Point and click at enemies on the screen. Just don't think about how they are actually alive.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's what I do in xcom

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could always just play wargames as a civilian

Go for Bolt Action if you're not into sci-fi or fantasy. Bonus: the guys at the game store playing Bolt Action are almost universally grumpy old grognards

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But... the only way to win at WarGames is to not play...