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Anon finds a plot hole (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 143 points 10 months ago

I think the humans, elves, and dwarves were not only weaker/less armed/less trained at the time of the movies vs the initial fight, but also less united/allied

[-] [email protected] 95 points 10 months ago

This. The war that culminated in Saurons initial defeat was literally called the "War of the last alliance".

[-] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

What a shit name for a war tbh. "Yo guys this was fun, but this is the last time we're getting together" - elves probably. Or maybe they meant last as in "previous", but that's just asking for it to get outdated.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago

Wars can be renamed after the fact.

Or else everyone fighting in World War 1 would have had a lot less chill after the war ended.

"Wait, we have to do this again??" - traumatised veteran probably

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Well in that case it makes sense to instantiate an array, but they really should've called it World War 0

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

No that was the 7 years war/French Indian war.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I'd say ww0 would be the Napoleonic wars

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

7 years war/French Indian war is the alpha version

Napoleonic ears is the beta version

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

The war to end wars.. If only it turned out that way.

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