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My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple tip that’s guaranteed to pick you up and get you back in good spirits in no time, and here it is: Whenever you’re…

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope it’s sooner, couldn’t happen to a man here in America more deserving

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The article was published 10 years ago, if that makes you feel better!