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Any animal less that half of my size, so no more that 30 kilos, then depends if that animal have special skills, like poison, but still he gonna die with me.
Poison won't be a problem, you just have to be careful not to bite or lick the animal too much. Venom, on the other hand.. ๐
Is it truly a victory if you don't drink the blood of your vanquished foes?
Honey badger. You need a makeshift axe or hammer, minimum, to damage them. They have claws, and you're in a coliseum with nothing but sand and sheer stone walls
We have claws too and teeths, I will bite his head off, rip his belly with my hand. Sure the honey badger will take maybe half of my face off, an eye, maybe even one of my hand, but I say I will win at last.
Their skin is so thick, lions struggle to draw blood. If they lose to a lion, the lion often just gives up after a They're impact resistant, and their thick hides are way beyond human ability to bite through. Plus their aggression... They will not stop until they lose consciousness, then they'll get back up and limp back for revenge
Basically the only ways for an unarmed human to kill one is to smash the skull (they're concussion resistant btw, you'd probably need several hard hits), strangle them, or go in through the back door until you can get up to something important
I think it's possible to win if you just rush on and commit, accepting you'll probably lose an arm, but only possible... They have sharp claws and fast enough reactions to take on lions and cobras
That is super interesting, I know so little about the honey badger, still I feared most a lion because his mass, because vs that I am sure to die. A little enemy like the honey badger give me more hope, going through the asshole is actually a good idea, strangle and compress his skull for sure.
what about a honey badger or a pitbull? But they have a gun
Why did you give them a gun? Challenging fight with both btw, without guns, maybe I will lose one eye or something, but I will fight for win.
Most poison animals aren't dangerous enough to humans that you couldn't kill them and then get treatment.