this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Breast milk is the only milk that can be vegan. It’s all about consent.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those plants didn't consent, so...

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

I can speak from experience that almonds are kinky little sluts and like to be milked.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Euphemistic milks?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So meat is vegan as long as the cows consent?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Man, Hitchhiker's Guide really was ahead of its time.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Technically yes. But of course they would (and can't really) do that. But you could also eat stuff like roadkill and it's vegan. Veganism as a moral philosophy has nothing to do with food, it's about respecting and granting animals the same rights as humans (as far as applicable, not stuff like voting).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which would mean there's the possibility of this new short horror story I just wrote:

I noticed two new options in the dairy aisle today: human breast milk, vegan and non-vegan.