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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

For a minute I thought Riker was watching softcore porn on cable.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He was watching softcore intergalatic Andorian porn ... it just got interrupted by whatever this message was from LOTRmemes

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Phew that was hot!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That would be very on brand, him trying to get it unscrambled

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Geordi, I need you to reconfigure the sensor array, I’m uh, I think I’m getting a distress call. And direct it to my quarters.

Geordi: sighs…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yup, just need to reverse the polarity on the reflector dish, and bingo! Sexy green Orion girls!

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