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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity (www.theonion.com)

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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The other issue is that those children will see Israel as the ones that bombed them and killed their family and will be more likely to join Hamas in the future. Further perpetuating this insanity.

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm starting to think this is a feature, not a bug...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I honestly don’t understand how more world leaders are not condemning Israel’s actions.

Killing innocent people should be wrong whoever is doing the killing. Rishi Cuntface Sunak refuses to ask for a ceasefire because they have the right to defend themselves, like what? Does that mean some of the innocent victims have a right to hit back at Israel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Does that mean some of the innocent victims have a right to hit back at Israel.

And that's how Hamas was born.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Literally kicking the terrorism problem a couple decades down the road at best.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Decades

Make that a year.