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[โ€“] [email protected] 128 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Through long and weary travels,* I bring the gift of source preserved by the workers of the great archives: https://web.archive.org/web/20140831164530/http://bjorn.tipling.com/if-programming-languages-were-weapons

* (they weren't that bad honestly, a kind soul that took the journey 9 years ago made mine much shorter)

[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you! The original source of truth! ๐Ÿ’Ž As IT people, this is part of our culture and should be transmitted. ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It seems the image is a screenshot of the original page, slightly upscaled, but since the source page includes links to larger images we can make the HD remaster. Shotgun not me.