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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

“Just crouch down and twist back and forth to slow yourself.

Oof worst advice ever e

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wtf does that even mean

Twist what?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Your arm out of its socket. Didn't you read?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The knees most likely, in the end at least.