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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Tell her you're interested but never stick your dick in a girl the first time when she wasted. She can't legally make a decision in that state of mind.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ain't it funny how if a guy has sex with a drunk chick, he's "taking advantage of her and the situation," but if a chick has sex with a drunk guy it's rarely seen that way, and in either case if she ends up pregnant she can go after the guy for child support for the next 18 years...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Increased awareness of and respect for men who have been abused? UBI or some other welfare net generously funded enough that a parent didn't have to care about pursuing some private citizen that wasn't interested in being involved? I'm all for that.

Both of those would be an improvement so massive it is never going to happen, especially the second one. That would have been life changing for me in so many ways. I wouldn't even be who I am, christ.

Unfortunately, it usually turns out they meant "How come getting them drunk has to matter" and "I don't care about starving children and I'll say so out loud."

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My dude, you do not want to find out where that line is. That is all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finns wouldn't have sex at all if finding someone at a bar was verboten lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was thinking the same about Ireland, myself.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Similarly drunk is generally cool. If it feels like either of you might be letting the drinking do the thinking exchange numbers instead.

Like I’ve had great drunk sex. But I also know people who were too drunk to say no and absolutely were raped. In general don’t have sex you think either of you will regret.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

Also puke. Big chance of getting puke on your dick when she’s sad drunk. Don’t make my mistake.