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So was this a sting? I’m not sure how he didn’t realize something was off when “accident” and “normal shooting” were the same price
I’m not sure where you’re shopping but both are the same price where I order my hitmen from
If you don't have homegrown hitmen, store bought is fine.
I’ve always been more of a “boutique” hit man experience connoisseur myself
Well you would be... CIA bot
Love what you do, and you’ll never work a day in your life!
We're not buying hitman, we have hitmen at home.
Hitmen at home 🔫
I mean accident may also be simultaneously easier as there’s much less heat on the (hypothetical) hit man
Seems like you know a lot about this subject...