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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It’s a good thing assault rifles are illegal in Britain

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

Very much so. They should be illegal everywhere as idiots like this are all over the globe!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You jest. But I’ve had an 8” flying saucer shot out by an idiot when I was doing some park flying. (The saucer body was a 3d printed replica of the OG Day The Earth Stood Still film,)

  1. it was 8” on diameter. 2) it was in a park loaded with kids

Fortunately it was bird shot and no one was harmed. But still.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tbf, if it had been Klaatu, those kids would have been in peril!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It’s Gort ya gotta worry about, Klatu was just holding a telescope…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't go to East Anglia believing that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Farmers in East Anglia are authorized to be armed. Guns are quite available in the UK outside of the cities and the gun law allows for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBsR49m9SFE

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True, farmers tend to keep a shotgun around in rural areas, but I think you'd be hard pressed to find a farmer with an AR-15.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The farmer who lived next to me had an SA80 A2, so yes, they have them and they are legal. They just have to get police permission first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sometimes they even have sea mines.

Been deactivated, probably

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Interesting, I didnt think civilians would be allowed to own them. I'm guessing it was a single shot .22 firing cadet version?

As far as I understand, rifles are restricted to smaller calibers and automatic fire is outright banned.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

East Anglia farmers are crazy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Everyone's packin' round 'ere