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Don't put David Bowie's crotch on the screen if you want people to pay attention to the movie.
(upload.wikimedia.org)
Every story has a moral, but these weren't intended.
Rules
1. Include a movie poster of the film for which you are giving a Wrong Takeaway. Use an external image link if possible instead of uploading to the instance. It saves space for others. (I use catbox.moe, personally.)
2. Post your Wrong Takeaway as the title.
3. Anything additional, put in the Text box.
Oh dang! I more what I'm doing once everyone is asleep :)