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Waterworld wasn't depicting your future. It was depicting our past. A few ice ages are between us and them. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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The Terminal movie is proof you can live in an airport. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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Bad Boys do attract violence. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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In Tron Legacy, we got to see where Daft Punk came from. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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Vampires love to drink alcohol. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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If you remove your long term memories of your childhood, you can delete 60 gigs or so of used memory space in your brain. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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The movie, The Ring, presented marriage in a really dark light. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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Even in 2001, support animals were a thing and allowed on campus. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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Insomnia a power to be unlocked so you can work and do more in the day. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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Be nice to linguistics, or else they might purposefully fuck up their alien translations so that an alien invasion occurs, in spite of those that were mean to them. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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Signs must have been written by a bunch of Hydro Homies. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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For a movie called Rush Hour, they sure don't spend a lot of time dealing with rush hour traffic. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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You can start a fraternity near a college, even if you're in your 30's or 40's, and relive the "good old days." (upload.wikimedia.org)
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Even the demon Hellboy doesn't like Nazis, and he's from hell. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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There was indeed, not a million ways to die in the west. There was more like 1 or 5 thousand ways to die in the west. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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80's fever dreams were wild! (upload.wikimedia.org)
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The fashion industry is a deadly occupation. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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In the future, it will be cool to live in a moving vehicle. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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Even our great, great, grandparents had a hard time getting to the train in time. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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Some nights, being a taxi driver really changes your life. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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Learn how to properly care for exotic pets before buying one (upload.wikimedia.org)
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If you can't provide the right environment, proper diet, enrichment, and veterinary care for your desired pet, don't get one.

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Don't put David Bowie's crotch on the screen if you want people to pay attention to the movie. (upload.wikimedia.org)
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Of all the people I know who watched this movie, they either remembered the Goblin King Bulge™ OR the story, but never both.

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It's fun and cool to follow giant unknown creatures into the forest (upload.wikimedia.org)
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Don't piss off the H.O.A. (files.catbox.moe)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.film/post/1250237

Lady takes a minute before Purge to basically say "You know we all feel exploited by your predatory soliciting and that you owe us for financing your recent home addition, right? Anywho, laters."

It's Chekhov's Veiled Threat lol.

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Double-check your bag. Make sure you've got the right one. (files.catbox.moe)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.film/post/971044

Or at least have a plan for the wrong one.

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Wrong Takeaway

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Every story has a moral, but these weren't intended.

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