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The Virgin Wife (aussie.zone)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A 4chan post by Anonymous with a picture of a young girl with pointed ears cradling a large sword in its sheath

>Group is having a party for cleaning a goblin cave that's been annoying the village
>Saved the lord's daughter
>BBEG shows up
>Says he has come to claim his virgin wife so that he may perform a ritual to summon a demon
>Obviously refuse to hand girl over
>Fight breaks out
>Bard grabs the girl and runs away
>Seduces the girl whilst the rest of the group try to fight the BBEG and are failing
>Has sex with the girl
>No longer a virgin
>DM is furious
>Angry that we completely destroyed this plot

Does the DM have the right to be angry that we poked a hole in the plot to beat the BBEG

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And they may have a pissed-off lord to contend with for sleeping with his daughter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Bard fucking your daughter better then demon fucking you kingdom (killing her beforehand)