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The Virgin Wife (aussie.zone)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A 4chan post by Anonymous with a picture of a young girl with pointed ears cradling a large sword in its sheath

>Group is having a party for cleaning a goblin cave that's been annoying the village
>Saved the lord's daughter
>BBEG shows up
>Says he has come to claim his virgin wife so that he may perform a ritual to summon a demon
>Obviously refuse to hand girl over
>Fight breaks out
>Bard grabs the girl and runs away
>Seduces the girl whilst the rest of the group try to fight the BBEG and are failing
>Has sex with the girl
>No longer a virgin
>DM is furious
>Angry that we completely destroyed this plot

Does the DM have the right to be angry that we poked a hole in the plot to beat the BBEG

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or presumably there's more than one virgin woman in this world. Dude might have wanted the lord's daughter but some other random girl will do and now the party has no idea who the next target will be.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And they may have a pissed-off lord to contend with for sleeping with his daughter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Bard fucking your daughter better then demon fucking you kingdom (killing her beforehand)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Might be something to do with noble blood being needed?