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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a father of a small child, I feel personally attacked by the last point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Same, but I also know it's my own fault because of revenge bedtime procrastination.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And it is our own fault because of unprotected sex with the aim of reproduction. Nonetheless.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Bro, there was so much unprotected sex with the aim of reproduction that I became physically and sexually burnt out by the time we achieved it. My wife and I didn't have sex again until my daughter was like 10 months old, and it the frequency only began to normalize over the course of another year or so - maybe longer. I remember we were worried for a bit that it was a bad sign for our marriage or something, especially since it was primarily me who was struggling to even want to, but then suddenly my daughter started sleeping through the night and my wife and I started banging again. Completely restored my sex drive. I'm certainly not fucking like I'm in my twenties anymore, but I'm relieved that unprotected sex with the aim of reproduction didn't permanently kill my boner. Unprotected sex with the aim of reproduction is a blessing at first, but be wary, travelers...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I'm glad your boner is back, bro.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're lucky, my sex life stopped when we got a kid, even though the conception was basically a one-shot

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Huh, is it how it's called?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Stage 5: get a baby and stay up all night listening to the wailing