this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Long stick > any other melee weapon

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the bow and arrow is just a logical extension of mankind's desire to poke each other at ever longer range.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago

The natural wish to poke but not get poked back

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

rock->spear->bow and arrow->cannon->handheld cannon->auto-repeating handheld cannon->howitzer->ICBM->Predator drone

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

->relativistic kill vehicle.

You see it coming, omae wa mou shindeiru.

Only thing more scary would be triggering a vacuum decay event. But these tend to backfire quite spectacularly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Orbital weapons platforms fit in there somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Gotta have that reach.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Aliens see us as the water balloon planet.