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Context: some Rust kid vandalized cppreference.com today.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

then you don't really know what you're doing yet.

Can you elaborate on this? How are you guys making PHP so performant? Do you call C programs from it or something?

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, we just use good algorithmic approaches including an emphasis on lazy evaluation. It'd take out application like 20x as long to compute 2+2 compared to one written in C but computation in PHP isn't our main bottleneck - it's efficient network connection handling and psql query performance.

Our PHP code is maintainable and expressive that makes it much easier to tune performance where it counts.