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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We'll run this test, but your insurance probably won't cover it so here's the bill. How would you like to pay today?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always hate how casual they are too. “That will be $3,526, how would you like to pay?”

“Uhh… i wouldn’t, thanks.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

My credit is fucked anyways and I work at a Walmart.

Sue me bitchs.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

More like "we already ran this test without telling you how expensive it would be. Your insurance didn't cover it. Here's your bill. And here's a second bill for the same exact thing but this time we'll call it 'professional services' instead of lab work -- pay that too or we'll send you to collections."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Fucking send it to collections. I'm no rookie at dodging collectors and phone calls.