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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you kick it, it will cause spine damage, which could cause its offspring to develop more rigid vertebrae, which will improve your back problems. However, your depression may worsen, due to the abuse.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My boy here still believing in Lamarckism

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe their brains would develop a better defense mechanism to cope with the abuse, so maybe your depression would be better also!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Alcohol is already a thing. There's no need to evolve any further coping mechanisms.