this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The struggle is real

Try that in a small town.. no really try it.. you may be able to work at McDonald's if you know the right people.

God I love being a janitor

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Best I could do in my hometown was call center for an alarm company. The pay was $12/hour (in 2010), but we were completely disallowed anything on the floor other than 1 (one) pen, 1 (one) blank notebook, and a water bottle. Our computers didn't have internet access, so we got to sit there with our thumbs up our asses until the phone rang.

I lasted about 4 weeks.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I'd have doodled my ass off. Then quit in 2.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd write a book or something.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well I haven't had the benefit of a bunch of worms massaging my synapses, Mr Fry,

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just avoid brain slugs and you should be fine.