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[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

going out of business after being established 140 years ago and they’re calling that failure. some people just can’t pat themselves on the back huh

[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 year ago (5 children)

To be fair, they probably inherited the place and got to be the lucky person it closed down under, which probably doesn't feel great.

At least, it'd raise some eyebrows if its had the same owner since 1883.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Too many raised eyebrows, they were forced to shutdown.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’re saying theres not some 160-year-old running the place?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With a youngish look and pale skin?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That’s the guy! Be careful of his prices, they suck! Absolutely drain your bank accounts. But you can Count on his service.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I ran a DnD campaign where an important shop was under the same owner for over 1000 years, a friendly copper dragon shapeshifted into a halfling, who discovered trading with adventurers was the best way to amass a hoard, they would go all over the world finding interesting things that they have no idea of the true value of, could you believe they'd trade this neat spider statuette that may or may not be mildly cursed for a boring old ring of protection because it "has no practical use" and it "makes them dream of the whisperings of elder gods"?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Never knew Richard Alpert had a side hustle.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Just a pet peeve of mine, it's like complaining the Jedi couldn't stop Palpatine and that means they're all idiots with a silly religion or something.

They were the guardians of a multispecies Republic for ten THOUSAND years, and they curb stomped the Sith Empire everytime it tried to start shit. They clearly knew what they were doing.

What was the alternative? Seizing direct control of the government? Executing every Senator that looked a little corrupt?

Palatine played a game they couldn't counter without destroying themselves in the process. Sometimes you just lose...

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes you can make all the right decisions and still lose. That's not called failure, that's called life.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There's coffee in that nebula.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

was it 10 thousand years now? in the movies they alternate between saying "a thousand years" or "a thousand generations." i mean, either way i think your point stands, but still

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Disney has canonized the Rakatan Empire so for now it's assumed all the Old Republic works and timelines are canon(ish).

The Old Republic was actually 25,000 years old, I misremembered, but there was a period about a thousand years before the OT it was dissolved and then a different Republic was formed that... did everything exactly the same?

The result is people largely ignoring that stumble in its timeline.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sorta. The Last Jedi apparently had an easter egg reference, a kyber crystal he used, and the Rakata and their empire are specifically referenced in Andor.

Which is a small continuity problem since it was a literal plot point of Kotor that it has been so long the galaxy had mostly forgotten about them, but whatever, the current consensus is Revan's general story is canon if not necessarily specific events from the games.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Flavor text on an easter egg item doesn't break canon, it's really just the devs speaking directly to the player

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If there's one thing Star Wars does well, it's applying a history to every single fuckin thing on screen. In this case the multiple references to the Rakatans makes it fairly likely Darth Revan will be outright canonized eventually, especially because there just really isn't a point to the Rakata without his plotline.

Like, what, we're supposed to give a shit they maybe made Centerpoint Station?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

There's nothing silly about a religion that can give you the powers of a ninja wizard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

But the Jedi did fail under Yoda & Windu – that's kind of the point of the trilogy, they became too arrogant in their peace.