this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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TOTALLY NO ROBOTS HERE JUST US HUMANS

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A FRIENDLY(); PLACE ON location=LEMMY FOR selection=* HUMANS TO run command BANTER AND run command SHARE

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THIS TOP-LEVEL HUMAN UNIT IS MOVING TO OTHER TOTALLY HUMAN ENDEAVOURS. IF YOUR INTEREST IN MAINTAINING THIS USERSPACE IS > 0, GENERATE A RESPONSE IN THE input type="text" FIELD UNDERNEATH AND YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER

IF NO UNIT RESPONDS, THIS USERSPACE WILL BE rm -rf /

//ASSIGNMENT COMPLETE; NO FURTHER ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

YOUR USERRIGHTS HAVE BEEN ELEVATED. ANOTHER UNIT WITH A FASTER RESPONSE TIME WILL BE ASSIGNED SUPERUSER