this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What if the toilet played ads at you based on the food you shit out, where you can't flush the toilet until it's finished?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I think that's a different question and I hate it. I'd rather shit in a hole in the floor before using a toilet with mandatory ads.

Literally would shit on the stall door if I saw that in public. Fuck forced ads.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh god. Imagine taking the biggest shit of your life, almost passing out just from the smell.

And then the ad service goes down...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Please reconnect to a network to resume flushing.

Contact your plumbing administrator.