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Clever Comebacks

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-51315670

Maybe this.

"Stuart Lubbock's body was found in the pool in Roydon, Essex, after a party in which drugs and alcohol were taken.

He died later at Harlow's Princess Alexandra Hospital, police said.

Tests revealed the 31-year-old suffered "horrific" sexual assault injuries. An investigation into his death continues."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guy found dead in his pool with severe anal injuries and lots of drugs in his system. No one has gone to jail, and Michael sued when arrested under suspicion of being involved, he was let go.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also one partygoer claimed he was rubbing cocaine on the victim's gums earlier in the night. Also the guy's lawyers tried to claim that the anal injuries happened at the morgue. Also this hasn't been a very fun rabbit hole to go down.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It's a pretty unpleasant affair with some properly shady legal shenanigans and, in the end, the family of the deceased don't have closure because of the wall of silence that has descended around this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

And no-one knows nuffink your honour.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Fucking bumders

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They didn't mention the wife!!