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Pull yourself up by your entrails (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Warhammer 40K Space Marine does this with "even though we are invaded by both Orks AND Chaos, doesn't give you an excuse to stay home. Get back to work."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Imagine corporations building dreadnoughts to keep workers working even after death.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If that were possible, it would absolutely be reality.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Imagine having to wake Brother Jonathan, the Sr. Sysadmin who has been slumbering for 100 years, because the ancient VBA script powering the data collection for the accounting department broke down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, that would be quite something, wouldn't it. :D