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Anon invents a ruse (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Anyone got ruse plans? Here's mine

>Buy new shirt
>Don't let roommates know
>Go on vacation to place with a landmark, like New York
>Take photo in front of Statue of Liberty wearing new shirt
>Go back and tell roommates you went somewhere else
>Wait a few weeks
>Tell your roommates you just got a new shirt and show it to them
>Say you're going on vacation to New York
>Actually stay in your room
>Lock door, turn lights off, be silent
>Send photo of you in front of Statue of Liberty with new shirt to roommate
>One night, sneak out into the bathroom
>Shit in the shower
>Go back to your room and wait
>Next day, roommates think it was each other
>Come out and say you just got back
>Normies would never expect someone to actually go to New York just to get away with shitting in the shower
>Enjoy as your roommates argue with each other for shitting in the shower

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[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

You do have to live in that room without making a sound for that period. How do you eat? Pee?

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

This was posted on 4chan, I'm sure the OP already has a collection of piss bottles in his room.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Yeah, not a big stretch to add a poo sock.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Nonono the sock is for something else, this is what your poop drawer is for.

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