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When you roll in at 4:00 a.m. but you have a presentation at 9:00 (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Sprinkle tits"

What's wrong with having tits? Is it somehow weak? Offensive? Does someone with tits deserve less respect? Or do tits make people more irritating or annoying?

Try substitute "cock sucker". What's wrong with sucking a cock? Try "limp dick", "bitch balls", etc.

They could have gone with any other edgy my little pony name, but chose tits as the derogatory feature to define someone annoying: i.e. a woman.

Oh, and how dare someone decorate said tits with sprinkles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What's wrong with sprinkles on tits? Does that make them inferior? It only further enhances the flavour.