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Ideas for programming rizz? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

and MySql, believe it or not

(well, it's his daughter, not s.o., but still a loved one)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sorry. English is not my first lang. Is there a name that sounds like mysql?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At first I thought it was simply a play on the pronunciation, as in "MySQL" (my sequel) would be "my child", but... nope "My" is literally his daughter's name

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And we can’t forget MariaDB

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

There's also a MaxDB named after his son, guy's a genius.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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