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Union Lets Tom Cruise Act During Strike From Fear Of What He’ll Do When He Can’t Make Movies (www.theonion.com)

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“You can tell there is an unrelenting darkness within him that can only be exorcised by jumping a motorcycle into a canyon or parachuting out of a plane in semi-orbit—and none of us wants to find out where that energy would be redirected were he not able to spend 17 hours a day performing stunts for a camera crew."

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[-] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago

The freakin Onion got me for a sec!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Wasn’t until I got to “unrelenting darkness” that I noticed

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