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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My fucking life with my wife and son. I honestly hope I get into a car accident with the steering column impaled in my chest so I can call them with my dying breaths to say I love them, only to have them not pick up because their ring is on mute. Then I'd come back as a total DICK of a ghost saying 'See? I told you to turn your ring volume up!'

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