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Let's say I decide to go to a nice restaurant for a meal. The dish comes out, and I ask for a salt shaker before I even taste it (I never have, btw). That is normally considered an insult to the chef or you are pegged as a neanderthal diner.

Why, then, is it normal for a waiter to offer you grinds of pepper all over your plate before you have even had your first bite?

[-] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago

McCarthy: “I do not make this decision lightly. And regardless of your party, or who you voted for, these facts should concern all Americans,” McCarthy said Tuesday.

Everyone: What facts?

McCarthy: "We will reveal those next week. Maybe in a couple of weeks. But they exist, believe me."

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I've been on 'Subscribe Pending' for weeks since trying to join.

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I have been on 'Subscribe Pending' since trying to sign up a month or so ago.

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

"Listen, I need you to find me 151 Witnesses - just enough for me to win..."

[-] [email protected] 239 points 1 year ago

This is sick. Kudos to mods for dealing with this garbage. I hope the posters are all hunted down and punished.

[-] [email protected] 201 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I cancelled my paid Spotify account because I can't get them to stop fucking recommending Joe Rogan to me.

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I'm ready for the Debate tonight.

[-] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago

So another $200k deducted from his re-election donations then.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

So the Special Lunar Operation didn't go as planned? I thought they said it would only take three days...

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[-] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago

GOP: How could Joe Biden do this to our troops?

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After dumping Reddit what I find most refreshing is not having to add the /s when making a sarcastic comment, as I am wont to do.

I only recall one instance so far of someone yelling at me in a reply, completely oblivious to my point.

[-] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm in IT, and anything HP can just fuck off.

Edit to add: Never buy any printer that comes with an ink/toner subscription service.

[-] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago

And since his wife was active in the plot to overthrow the government, it's a safe bet he was in the know as well.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago

I hope this is a preview for all upcoming elections. Screw the christo-facist Republican agenda.

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I keep getting 'Suggestions' for Joe Rogan. Fuck that douchebag. I have a paid account: is there an option to block suggestions I don't care about?

[-] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago

Trillion dollar budget for the military industrial complex? Money well spent! A single dime spent to help taxpayers? Socialism!

[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago

Let me fix that headline for you: " Bill Barr, traitor who supported Trump, has a book to sell and now pretends he never liked him."

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Just past my first Cake Day I was slapped with a 3-day suspension for using bad language clearly tagged with /s. I appealed it and was denied. Screw it, then. Account deleted.

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