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if you could rename a major league sports team (anywhere in the world, any sport), what would you name it? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Utah might be getting a major league baseball team and I couldn't help but wonder about names. Seems like so many are overused.

Me personally, I like Rabbid Jackalopes (unless they were based in Ogden in which case tweaker seems appropriate), but I'm sure they wouldn't pick that. What about the rest of Lemmy? What name would get you to cheer?

Edit: revisiting this as I actually came up with a better name: The Gila Monsters

They live in southern Utah, provide a unique name, and would make a great mascot. They also haven’t been politicized yet

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Seattle Sounders. It’s a USL team for soccer. If you know, you know. If you don’t, just understand that it should be changed and move on

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao, how have I never put that one together?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What am I missing?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

spoiler

It's a reference to urethral sounding.

Search it at your own risk.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the current name?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Seattle Sounders, they're saying they would change that to anything else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Come on now, you can't leave us hanging! Googling isn't bringing up anything wrong or obscene about it...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You asked. No images here but the thought is awful:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sounding

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lol I did ask, damn! Thanks for the link

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Jesus. Never put these two together.