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[–] freamon 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So, um, what's the shelf for? (Is it for when you're so well hydrated, your pisses become so long and boring you need an elbow rest?)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To put your glass of beer (cause of piss) on.

[–] freamon 13 points 1 year ago

Huh. The decadence of the New World.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

If the shelf has a slope, then the pub has (or had) a problem with cokey punters