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[โ€“] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd go with "Hey, it's God. I actually AM real, but I'm heading out. You guys are on your own from now on, no more afterlife or anything. So be good to each other! Alright, I'm out. (oh, and just some advice? you might want to get ahead of this climate change thing)"

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like a recipe to stir up religious backlash on insert group here for driving god away

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I was hoping the wording of my message would make people give up religious malarkey, but you're probably right. Even being told "don't use religion to be a jerk" wouldn't stop people from doing it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

tbf, I can't think of a better message myself