this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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You're married and old. It isn't the same. Maybe I should've phrased it better.
So when we met I was unmarried and young. But keep moving those goalposts buddy
What do you smoke?
Crack
Cock? Then why is this even something you’re thinking about?
:p I’m sorry.