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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Tickets aren't agile, tickets are scrum.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Then again, the guy giving you that remark usually doesn't know the difference

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I mean, Agile doesn't really demand that you do or don't use tickets. You can definitely use tickets without scrum.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you hate the taste of scrum give SAFe a try! (but really, please don't)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I just left a SAFe company! God the system was awful!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I believe that the problem with agile is that it's not enough like waterfall. That's why SAFe is for me.

So glad we dropped that shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It doesn't really matter what they call it. Companies that want to be waterfall (or more accurately, whose executives want waterfall style commitments) are going to be waterfall even if they call it Scrum.