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Biden Takes Immediate Action On Los Angeles Wildfires By Sending New Weapons Package to Israel (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Absolutely! He has the best plans. Just ask him what they are.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

The best concepts of plans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

His plans are war, he says he will empower Israel even more and then as a result warring with Lebanon and Iran, possibly Egypt but maybe not, will spread.

He hasn't outright said the consequences of his actions but it doesn't take a genius to work it out.